Daily Show Explains the LHC

You can always count on the Daily Show. As John presaged earlier this month, correspondent John Oliver visited CERN to do a report on the LHC, which has finally appeared. Watch as John Ellis lays the science smackdown!

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The best thing about it is that, once again, Jon Stewart and company have taken an issue that completely flummoxed most major news media — in this case, the purported danger that the LHC will destroy the world — and actually get it right. In addition to visiting CERN itself, Oliver scored an interview with Walter Wagner (“graduated UC Berkeley with a Minor in Physics”), originator of much of the hysteria and lawsuits. You’ll get to hear Wagner explain that the probability the LHC will destroy the world is — wait for it — fifty percent. You know, because when you have two things that can possibly happen, obviously each has half the probability, right? I don’t want to say too much about Walter Wagner, because, if nothing else, the guy is really fond of a good lawsuit. So I have no comment whatsoever on Walter Wagner’s competence or sanity. But I do know people who are utterly incompetent and completely insane, who resemble Walter Wagner in certain ways. I’ll stop there.

See, major news media? It’s not that hard!

Comments

40 responses to “Daily Show Explains the LHC”

  1. The Chemist Avatar

    Thanks, I really needed this.

  2. serenity Avatar
    serenity

    LOL! The ending is just brilliant. Not too mature, perhaps, but still.

  3. student Avatar
    student

    I’m quite impressed with how good of a job they did at making John Ellis seem like an asshole.

  4. Adam Solomon Avatar

    Ha! The ending really was well-played. “Well, like you say, there’s a fifty percent chance it’ll work.”

  5. asd Avatar
    asd

    the final remark was just brilliant

    perhaps i should try to mate with another male more often

  6. NotJohnStewart Avatar
    NotJohnStewart

    The part I liked most about this piece is they managed to use the story critique the cable news media’s idiotic science reporting. It’s too bad that the exciting headlines (i.e. headlines which bring in advertising revenue) often turn TVs into stupid-rays.

  7. macho Avatar
    macho

    I thought Ellis was great, but the 50/50 thing was just scary…is this guy really teaching science?

  8. graviton383 Avatar
    graviton383

    This was great! Finally SOMEONE in the media got it right…John Ellis did great too playing along with this.

  9. Pieter Kok Avatar
    Pieter Kok

    [Bayesian Joke]
    With the prior information that Walter Wagner has, 50/50 is probably a fair estimate.
    [/Bayesian Joke]

  10. NotJohnStewart Avatar
    NotJohnStewart

    @Pieter

    Oh snap!

  11. Steve Peterson Avatar
    Steve Peterson

    The sharpest part of this I think was them showing clips from all the mainstream news outlets reporting Wagner in the same way that John Oliver was — only without the satire.

  12. Haelfix Avatar
    Haelfix

    They didn’t have to rip on John Ellis by airing a segment where he gets defensive.

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  14. Point Blank Avatar
    Point Blank

    Would have been nice if Oliver sneaked in some real journalism while talking to John Ellis like “CERN states 5 physicists assigned to the LHC Safety Assessment Group, to include you, John, were never involved with the LHC experiment in the past. But you have been giving lectures on this experiment since 1987, and on reading your old blog you was very much involved with the LHC experiment. Why did CERN lie about your involvement with the experiment before being assigned to the LSAG?”

    I know, the kind of question only John Stewart would ask, but never will.

    Wikipedia:
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Safety_of_the_Large_Hadron_Collider#CERN-commissioned_reports

    John Ellis blog:
    http://qd.typepad.com/24/

  15. Point Blank Avatar
    Point Blank

    NEW PHYSICS IN HIGH-ENERGY e+ e- AND HADRON HADRON COLLISIONS.
    John R. Ellis (CERN) Oct 1987
    http://usparc.ihep.su/spires/find/hep/www?irn=1770012

  16. Jennifer West Avatar
    Jennifer West

    Please! John Ellis was not defensive! He was awesome!!! Like the best kind of no bullshit straight shooting scientists ever. I loved his childish drawings especially. Great piece, thanks for the link SMC!

  17. Bruce Avatar
    Bruce

    “Evilgeniussaywhat?” …lol, I think he did get a bit ticked but so wha? It was funny.

    Hey, there’s a 50% chance I’m going to be the richest man in the world tomorrow so you’d better be nice to me.

  18. Giotis Avatar
    Giotis

    Amazing! I wouldn’t expect less from the “Daily Show”. John Ellis was great. Wonderful sense of humour.

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  20. Tony Avatar
    Tony

    John Oliver: which…is….is…cold?
    John Ellis: f*cking cold.

    lol!

  21. Clerk Avatar
    Clerk

    John Oliver is one of the smartest comedians today!!! Next to Demetri Martin, and Patton Oswald. Bravo John!

  22. Sili Avatar
    Sili

    Good thing I’ll never get to visit CERN.

    I’dn’t be able to keep from humping and smooching John Ellis.

  23. Science_Boy Avatar
    Science_Boy

    Well, I’m going to have to change my opinion. I’ll quit rolling my eyes at people who seem to get their real news information from the Daily Show. That was good. That was exactly what this issue needed.

  24. student Avatar
    student

    “I loved his childish drawings especially”

    He was drawing a feynman diagram for vector boson fusion. One of the primary higgs production interactions. Not really childish.

  25. Qubit Avatar

    50-50 Chance of distroying the world? Don’t you mean 99.9% of distroying the world? That why the magnets are in the wrong place; schrodinger’s cat?

    High diddle diddle,
    The Cat and the Fiddle,
    The Cow jump’d over the Moon,
    The little dog laugh’d to see such Craft,
    And the Dish ran away with the Spoon.

    Well am still here! Am pretty sure I can see more imformation about what I wrote above , than the LHC will ever produce and I havent collapsed in to a black hole.