Brad and Angelina

Seriously, why did Mr. and Mrs. Smith get such mixed reviews? You have two of the prettiest people in the world, exchanging witty banter and steamy looks (and a substantial number of gunshots) with each other, moving through a visual feast of elegant settings while the surrounding chaos leaves their makeup and fashionable clothing largely undisturbed. What is not to like about this movie?

You will be unsurprised to hear that I have a theory. Like many works of genius, Mr. and Mrs. Smith is misunderstood. The movie makes no pretensions to depth or profundity; it is a genre film, pure and simple. But it skirts the edges of the conventions of its genre — action comedy — in interesting ways.

“Action comedy” is a somewhat novel and unstable classification to begin with. Classic action films may feature a witty line here and there, but they would never be mistaken for comedies. In the post-Raiders of the Lost Ark era, however, the hybrid has become more common, as witnessed in the success of franchises from Lethal Weapon to Men in Black.

But still, there are rules. Within the conventions of an action film, there are two standard ways of creating comedy: to play the action straight but include a substantial dose of humorous situations and dialogue (Lethal Weapon), or to move toward parody or satire (Men in Black). In the former case, it is taken for granted that the adventure scenarios must be traditionally realistic and thrilling; in the latter, allowance is made for a greater degree of slapstick silliness, and realism is happily tossed aside.

Mr. and Mrs. Smith falls into neither of these modes. No serious attempt is made to paint a realistic scenario — two professional assassins who have been married to each other for years without knowing what their spouse did for a living would be difficult to make believable. Mrs. Smith works in gleaming high-tech surroundings, where all of her co-workers would appear to be very attractive and fashionable young women; Mr. Smith, in contrast, works in sleazy surroundings that call to mind private investigators in the Sam Spade mold. We are never told what these organizations are, who their clients might be, nor how they fit into a larger picture. We are supposed to simply recognize the accepted tropes of the genre, and enjoy the fun that the characters themselves are so obviously having.

But the fun is not slapstick or parodic — it is affectionate. Mr. and Mrs. Smith is not a satire, calling our attention to the foibles of the genre or of society; it is a caricature, exaggerating notable features for purposes of amusement. The relevant distinction is between “making fun of” and “having fun with.” The point is neither realism nor social criticism; it extends to having a good time and no further. And the talents deployed towards this end are considerable: Jolie is obviously an extremely talented actress, while Pitt is underappreciated as a brilliant comic actor. The cinematography is colorful and evocative, and the dialogue zips along with very few sluggish patches.

The critics, by and large, don’t get it. David Denby, just to pick an example, complains about the absence of motivation when Jolie “appears at some sort of club in a strapless, shiny, black patent-leather rig, flogs some guy in a back room, and then breaks his neck.” Would more backstory have really enriched that scene? It’s like watching Bugs Bunny and complaining that we aren’t told how rabbits learned to talk.

Admittedly, the film is very much of its time. Although it is not a satire, I imagine that it wouldn’t be as enjoyable for audiences not immersed in a set of expectations about action films, comedies, and movie stars. It’s not The Maltese Falcon, but that’s no reason not to enjoy it on its own terms.

Perhaps next time we will discuss how Johnny Depp looks in lipstick.

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Synchronized time

Last week in Paris, I walked along the north-south line connecting the Observatoire de Paris to the Palais du Luxembourg. A line of longitude: in fact, the line of longitude, if the French had had their way a little over a century ago. A politico-scientific battle was being fought in the late nineteenth century over the location of the Prime Meridian. Parisians, thinking only of considerations of nature and philosophy, argued that the line of zero longitude should go through l’Observatoire; the rest of the world, crass materialists that they were, noted that over seventy percent of the world’s shipping was already using Greenwich (nine minutes and twenty-one seconds to the west of Paris) as its standard of longitude. The French lost out to the British, prefiguring a similarly heated tussle over who would host the Olympic Games over a hundred years later.

These issues figure prominently in the book I was reading during my trip, Peter Galison’s Einstein’s Clocks, Poincare’s Maps: Empires of Time. It is a paradigmatic example of a engaging work of intellectual history, as it has a definite theme that is at once simple, interesting, and true. Einstein and Poincare, the obscure German theoretical physicist and the celebrated French mathematician and philosopher, were pivotal figures in the development of the special theory of relativity, whose centenary we are celebrating this year. Relativity has a reputation as an esoteric theory, and Einstein and Poincare are often thought of as abstract thinkers divorced from mundane matters of technology and experimentation. Galison argues convincingly that these thinkers’ practical concerns with the measurement of time — Einstein judging clock designs at his patent office in Bern, Poincare as President of the Bureau of Longitude — were in fact crucial to their recognition of the need for a new understanding of the fundamental nature of time itself.

In a Newtonian universe, time is universal — the amount of time elapsed between two events is precisely and uniquely defined, even if the events are widely separated in space. It may be difficult to actually measure the time between events, and this task was a constant preoccupation of nineteenth-century astronomers, surveyors, politicians, and businessmen. It’s easy enough to use the sun to determine your local time, but the advent of railroads made it necessary (as several unfortunate accidents proved) to sensibly coordinate time among far-flung locales, a program that eventually led to our current system of time zones. In the course of standardizing time across broad expanses of geography, it became clear that synchronization was an operational concept — you had to bounce some signals back and forth between locations, and taking into account the travel time of the signals themselves was of primary importance. Poincare’s work on longitude was intimately connected to precisely this problem, as was Einstein’s experience with novel clock designs. (At one point subterranean Paris featured tubes that would carry pulses of compressed air from a central station to clocks throughout the city, which would use the pulses as reference standards to guarantee as precise a degree of synchronization as possible. Einstein would have seen numerous proposals for electrical versions of such schemes.)

By itself, the need to synchronize time via exchanged signals does not lead you to relativity; it is equally characteristic of Newtonian absolute time. But when combined with the principle of relativity and the invariance of the speed of light, this insight led Einstein to understand that the notion of simultaneity of distant events is not universal, but depends on one’s frame of reference. (In general relativity, in which spacetime is curved, we need to go even further — the notion of simultaneity is not simply frame-dependent, it is completely ill-defined.) Time goes from being an absolute characteristic of the universe to something individual and personal, a measure of the distance traversed by a particular object through spacetime. Poincare (following Hendrik Lorentz) had worked his way to similar conclusions, but it was Einstein who showed how to completely abandon the absolute Newtonian time that other physicists felt still lurked unobserved in the background.

Did someone say that scientists are individual idiosyncratic human beings? Gleaming mathematical edifices like the special theory of relativity can give the impression of having dropped from the sky; it’s nice to be reminded of the messy contingent ways that real people happen to stumble upon them.

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Perspectivalism

As an undergraduate I took a delightful course in the Philosophy of Religion from a young lecturer named Tony Godzieba. He was a committed anti-foundationalist, and would discourse passionately on the Hermeneutics of Suspicion — along with Augustine and Aquinas we read Nietzsche and Freud and Ricoeur and had a grand old time.

But Tony had one deeply ingrained habit that used to drive me nuts. He took seriously the idea that there was no neutral vantage point from which we could discuss absolute truths; rather, our lively class discussions were to be thought of as interactions between a variety of perspectives. And he knew that my friend Padi Boyd (who was also taking the class) and I were the astronomy majors in the room. So whenever he would call on either of us, he would (with the best of intentions) inevitably say something like “So now let’s get the natural-science perspective on this.”

Man, that drove me crazy. Putting aside for the moment any disputes between foundationalist and perspectivalist theories of truth, granting that anything I say might necessarily be coming from some perspective, there is still a crucially important difference between my perspective (or that of any other individual scientist) and some abstracted notion of a “natural-science perspective.” When I would argue that St. Anselm’s ontological proof for the existence of God was a load of hooey, I may have been informed by my scientific education, but also by innumerable other influences — random and deliberate, obvious and hidden, justified and irrational. Physical sciences propose crisp mathematical structures in order to model the inner workings of the natural world, but the scientists themselves are human, all too human.

So what we have here is a group blog constructed by some idiosyncratic human beings who also happen to be physicists. Sometimes we’ll talk about science, other times it will be food or literature or whatever moves us — I know I have some incisive things to say about Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, for one thing. We’re not a representative collection of scientists, just some engaged individuals curious about our world.

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The anthropic principle

Greetings from Baltimore, where I just gave a talk on the accelerating universe at Johns Hopkins. (After giving a similar talk at Penn the day before, and Urbana last week, and Brandeis and Arizona the week before that. I have to start increasing my speaker fees [from zero] or this will get ridiculous.)

Our universe is accelerating and we don’t know why. So my talk goes through a little flowchart of all the possibilities, similar to the approach in this paper. The leading candidate, of course, is a small vacuum energy, or cosmological constant — a tiny, persistent energy density inherent in space itself, rather than being associated with some particle or field. But this possibility raises two huge questions: why is the vacuum energy much smaller than it naturally should be (by a factor of 10-120), and why is the vacuum energy density comparable to that in matter today, even though they evolve rapidly with respect to each other as the universe expands?

What everyone would like to have is a formula that predicts the correct value of the vacuum energy in terms of other measured quantities. But we don’t seem to have any clue how to find such a formula, or even if it exists. So various people (I don’t know the history well, so won’t attempt to attach names to ideas) have suggested that the vacuum energy is not a constant of nature, but rather an environmental variable that can be different from place to place in the universe. It seems quite constant over our observable universe, so this scenario needs to posit the existence of regions of space far outside our observable universe, which we can’t see and which have very different conditions. The part of the universe that we observe is certainly finite, but it’s quite big — tens of billions of light-years across. Still, there’s nothing to stop us from imagining other regions, just as big, which are outside what we can observe — it would be inappropriately anthropocentric to imagine that the entire universe resembles our little piece of it.

So the idea is that the vacuum energy is a consequence of local conditions, rather than a fundamental number — much like, for example, the temperature of the Earth’s atmosphere. If we imagine some primitive physicists living in a region of Earth that was perpetually cloudy and with a very mild climate, they might expend a great deal of effort trying to predict the temperature from a theory of everything. But we know better; outside the atmosphere the temperature is very different. Further, we are not really surprised to find ourselves here on Earth, rather than on the surface of Saturn or the Sun, even though the Earth is quite tiny compared to them; the conditions are just more hospitable here.

Likewise with vacuum energy. If the vacuum energy were very large and positive, life could not exist, since the huge acceleration that would result would make it impossible for individual atoms to form, much less stars and galaxies. If the vacuum energy were large and negative, it would likewise squeeze things together, collapsing the entire universe in a tiny fraction of a second. From this point of view, it’s not a surprise that we measure such a mild vacuum energy — if the magnitude of the vacuum energy were anywhere near its “natural” value, we would not be here to measure it.

Of course, it’s never a surprise to find that a quantity takes on a value that allows us to exist — it’s kind of necessary, when you think about it. The question is, did we just get lucky enough that it worked out that way, or does this true statement actually count as an explanation for something? If our observable universe is just a small patch of a larger ensemble in which the vacuum energy takes on all sorts of values, there is no point in looking for a unique formula that determines its observed value; we are constrained to measuring only those parts of the ensemble that are hospitable to the existence of intelligent life. This approach to understanding the vacuum energy or other constants of nature is sometimes called the anthropic principle (and sometimes called other things, so please let’s not argue about the terminology).

I don’t think anything I have just said should be controversial in any way; it’s essentially a long string of tautologies. Nevertheless, people get rather emotional about this issue. Some folks are quite fervently in favor of the anthropic approach, some are equally strongly against it. I find myself disagreeing with just about everybody.

For the people who like the anthropic approach, it’s necessary to believe that there really are all those regions of universe out there with different values of the vacuum energy (and presumably, of all the other parameters of physics). Remarkably, this is not an implausible idea. Our best candidate for a reconciliation of gravity with quantum mechanics is string theory, which predicts that there are really eleven dimensions of spacetime. We look around and only see four dimensions, so the extra ones are somehow hidden — probably by being “compactified” into a tiny ball that is so small we can’t see it. Each different way of compactifying would give rise to different physics in four dimensions, including a different value of the vacuum energy. How many different ways might there be? This is currently under investigation, but the numbers being bandied about look like 10500 or worse. (For purposes of comparison, the number of particles in the observable universe is only 1088.) So, many different compactifications, and likewise many possible values of the vacuum energy — that’s the celebrated “string theory landscape.” But that doesn’t do us any good unless those possibilities are actually realized somewhere out there. No problem; inflation allows us to take a tiny region of space and boost it up to a universe-like size. Therefore it’s by no means impossible that the combination of inflation and string theory has indeed given us a huge collection of many different “universes” with different values of the vacuum energy.

Of course, there’s a long road from “by no means impossible” to “likely true.” The fact is we understand precious little about the string theory landscape, and not that much about the process of inflation. Even if we did, we’re pretty clueless about how to turn such an understanding into a computation of what the vacuum energy should be. The problem is that we’d like to know what a “typical observer” in this baroque ensemble of universes is likely to measure. That’s nearly hopeless, as we don’t know what “observers” would be like if the laws of physics were dramatically different. Since what we actually want to do is hopeless, some people try to do a much simpler thing, which is just to count the number of vacuum states with a given vacuum energy. That’s nice, but unless we understand all of the physical process in these states, we don’t know what “life” would be like there. Not to mention that the total number of observers in the entire spacetime is likely to be infinite.

So, even if the anthropic principle is right, in the sense that our observed vacuum energy is simply an environmental variable whose observed value can be attributed to anthropic selection, we’re extremely far away from being able to use such a scheme to predict anything. People try, but I don’t think the results should be taken seriously at this point.

On the other end of the spectrum are people who think the whole idea is completely non-scientific, or even anti-scientific. As far as I can tell, their objections generally come in two forms — either that it’s “giving up” to attribute the observed value of a parameter to a selection effect rather than as derivable from the laws of nature, or that all these extra universes are unobservable in principle, therefore shouldn’t count as part of a truly scientific description of the world.

I honestly don’t see why either objection makes sense. The fact is, those extra parts of the universe might really be there, whether we can observe them or not. And if they are, it’s completely possible that the vacuum energy really does change from place to place, rather than obeying some fundamental formula. To me, science doesn’t proceed by first deciding how the world works, and then forcing it to conform; we keep an open mind, and try our best to understand how our actual universe behaves. If our best theories predict that the universe has very different conditions outside our observable patch, and that there is no unique prediction for the vacuum energy, than we have to learn to deal with it, even if those conditions will never be directly observed. The universe doesn’t really care how we would like it to behave.

Of course, that is no reason to give up the search for a more traditional calculation of the value of the vacuum energy. As I just said, we are extremely far away from having any confidence that there are multiple domains, and even farther away from using that knowledge to reliably predict anything. We don’t usually accuse our fellow scientists of “giving up” on one hypothesis whenever they propose an alternative; we usually have lots of different hypotheses floating around, and try our best to see which ones work and which ones don’t. There is plenty of real science remaining to be done before we have any reason to accept the anthropic idea to the exclusion of others — we need to verify that the dark energy is truly constant rather than dynamical, we need to search for supersymmetry and extra dimensions at particle accelerators, we need to develop our theoretical understanding of string theory and inflation to the point where we can begin to make sensible predictions. The great adventure is far from over — it’s very much in full swing.

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