Juan Cole reconstructs the speech that he wishes George W. Bush had given to Congress in 2002, to present the case for the war in Iraq.
Then, this Iraq War that I want you to authorize as part of the War on Terror is going to be costly in American lives. By the time of my second inaugural, over 1,300 brave women and men of the US armed forces will be dead as a result of this Iraq war, and 10,371 will have been maimed and wounded, many of them for life. America’s streets and homeless shelters will likely be flooded, down the line, with some of these wounded vets. They will have problems finding work, with one or two limbs gone and often significant psychological damage. They will have even more trouble keeping any jobs they find. They will be mentally traumatized the rest of their lives by the horror they are going to see, and sometimes commit, in Iraq. But, well we’ve got a saying in Texas. I think you’ve got in over in Arkansas, too. You can’t make an omelette without . . . you gotta break some eggs to wrassle up some breakfast.
I know Dick Cheney and Condi Rice have gone around scaring your kids with wild talk of Iraqi nukes. I have to confess to you that my CIA director, George Tenet, tells me that the evidence for that kind of thing just doesn’t exist. In fact, I have to be frank and say that the Intelligence and Research Division of the State Department doesn’t think Saddam has much of anything left even from his chemical weapons program. Maybe he destroyed the stuff and doesn’t want to admit it because he’s afraid the Shiites and Kurds will rise up against him without it. Anyway, Iraq just doesn’t pose any immediate threat to the United States and probably doesn’t have anything useful left of their weapons programs of the 1980s.
There also isn’t any operational link between a secular Arab nationalist like Saddam and the religious loonies of al-Qaeda. They’re scared of one another and hate each other more than each hates us. In fact, I have to be perfectly honest and admit that if we overthrow Saddam’s secular Arab nationalist government, Iraq’s Sunni Arabs will be disillusioned and full of despair. They are likely to turn to al-Qaeda as an alternative. So, folks, what I’m about to do could deliver 5 million Iraqis into the hands of people who are insisting they join some al-Qaeda offshoot immediately. Or else.
Apparently, Cole wants to live in a world where people are forced to tell the truth. Wasn’t that a bad Jim Carrey movie?