Congratulations to my good buddy Barack Obama, who squeaked by Alan Keyes with only about 80% of the vote, it seems.
Since I don’t want to be a downer, I’ll stick with that news, and not point you to the horrible news here or here.
A nail-biter
Since I don’t want to be a downer, I’ll stick with that news, and not point you to the horrible news here or here.